Monday, June 04, 2007

Thanx for the love...soon come.

Blogsville! What’s really good? Meeeen, exam wan kill me o. Yeepa.........all you people abeg print out my prayer request and carry it to your churches and mosques o…..all prayers are accepted. Tell your Pastor/Reverend/Alpha/Grand Master that I need divine intervention. On the real though, I’d like to thank y’all for the love men. Your comments are so hilarious and encouraging!

Oh and by the way, I really appreciate the e-mails. People show me love for real. But men, there’s one “Guru Maharaji” kinda guy that keeps sending me e-mails o. Giving me advice about the sun, moon and stars and all sorts. The bobo go say “Brother Fineboy, Kuumba, Imani, Jah bless, your light shines now so you must be righteous and victorious in the struggle…you must use your influence to help to restore our people to their traditional greatness…”

I dey fear o. The guy even sent his pictures. Omo, long beard and everything, with candles in the background. Chei, and he obviously reads this blog. To you bros, no vex o, abeg. I’m only mentioning it to my fellow bloggers. My people help me o. I dey fear no be small.

And to that babe that sends me all those raunchy e-mails…..hmm softly softly o….I appreciate the love though.

I can’t wait until exams are over men, I’m gonna rock like crazy! Its my birthday like two days after, and we’re doing the whole lake district thing so that should be fun. My cousin Hot Mocha has been doing most of the work booking the cottage and all that....speaking of Mocha, make I give una one quick gist that she gave me o.

Apparently, after leaving the club last weekend, she and her friends went to the Den. (This Nige food spot in London). She now heard this egbon (big bros) on the phone talking to some chick. The guy goes “Baby, you are too funny. Lawl lawl lawl lawl!”

I wan die men! As in the guy was actually saying “LOL” on the phone, like “Lawl, lawl, lawl!” Oh my days, only Naija man. If you don’t know what the hell it means, why say it? Na wa o.

Anyways y'all, I'll be back soon as I'm done with these exams. 6 of them y'all.....I really gots to get stuck in. After that, it'll be me and you men, i have mad gist. I love y'all...soon come.

90 comments:

Omuluzua said...

I'm first!!!!!!

Omuluzua said...

Chai! maybe i wasn't the first O... i just realized fineboy is moderating his comments. But wait O! Naija ppl wan use laugh kill person?? LAWL, LAWL LAWL................... on the phone???????? LMAABO!!!!!

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

me ive been stalking this blog for how long only for Omoluzua to come and comment first. Nonesense!!!!

Ify said...

Mr Fineboy it is not u that will kill me abeg!!!!u r one hell of a joker kai!!
To the babe sending raunchy msgs i am sure u have been reading on this blog that there is a Ms Finegirl but u refuse to get the msg!
Mr fineboy all the best with ur exams oh...maybe u can ask ur gurumaraji stalker to assist with his "divine" intervention lol

bayusch said...

ol boi!
my first time commenting! U're one funny motha....U seem to have it at your finga tip.
Goodluck with ur exams man..aim high, get high and score high.

~Mimi~ said...

lawl, lawl, lawl????? hmm.. no comment.

eya....@ u fearing and LMAO @ rauncy stalker.

best of luck with your papers.

classybabe said...

All the best in your exams

jadedjune said...

lol......ive heard this gist before.........i heard it on friday actually.....

**wink wink**

jadedjune said...

oh, best wishes in ur exams......

Anonymous said...

NA ONLY DAT ONE U KNOW MR FINE BOY.
in unilag,my cousin was gisting me that one of this isyankee egbon america about 40years old oh, came to toast up a young spring chicken,as she was posing,na so the bobo just said a la sean paul.
"baby wats wrong wit u nah..dutty yeh dutty yeh!!"

crickets?
yup,my cousin said the carpark was first silent,then na laughter follow oh..

dutty yeh ke??

Omuluzua said...

hehehehehe :) 36inches the game is on!

TaureanMinx said...

O boy good luck with your exams! Gujumaharati probably fancies you lawl lawl lawl.

Mari said...

Lawl lawl lawl lawl, I woulda collapsed on the floor laughing. Thats funny!
Good luck with all 6 of your exams.

vindication through innocence said...

bruv this is teww med!!!as in!!i was takin the piss the other day with my friend saying 'lemaow'as in lmao and 'lowli' for lol!!but for this geezer to be disgracing us in north wezt london- he deserves to be stoned!!

Kpakpando said...

lawl???? Chineke anwuna'm! I wonder how he'll laugh rofl.

as per guru maharaji... na u cause am sha, nto gi.

as per the girl sending u raunchy emails, it berra be mrs. fineboy, otherwise shame on you

Anonymous said...

Fineboy, u dey school for London? Wetin you dey study?

ade said...

all the best in ur exams!

bhookey84 said...

lol, see u me already jumpin on u , only for me to check my blog email, sorry sir :-)

catwalq said...

Top 20, please God help me into top twenty!!!!

Miss Jones said...

LAWL LAWL LAWL thats so damn funny !!! Good luck with your exams:)

bibi said...

lmaooo u are a crazy morasucker..bwhahahah gosh i was lmao in the lib reading ur blog..the guru dude part got me laughing..goshhh...

lmao at the guy saying lawl.. actually i do and say it in my mind wen i recieve funny text messages or read stuffs..i just say lawl in my mind or lymaoo..but not say it loud..

gudluck wid ur exams..lol 6 ke...wetin u dey study sef...na wah oo

dolly said...

Wish you success in your exams

Anu boy said...

Mr Fine Boyyy... ur blogs are always cracking me up, anyhow thank God my boss is hardly around cos the manner at which the laughter comes out ehnnnn...

Ol boy no go vex mr jurumaraji ohhhh....

"baby wats wrong wit u nah..dutty yeh dutty yeh!!"
lol.... i cant imagine, i for laugh till i choke ohhh..

nice one man...

All da best in ya exams jare

Mr.Fineboy said...

Thanks Guys. I'm serious about the prayers o.
@anonymous, don't kill me! LMAO!! "dutty yeh!"
Too funny men.

lost-not yet found said...

Several notes of warning...


David Crystal[1] notes that use of "LOL" is not necessarily genuine, posing the rhetorical question "how many people are actually 'laughing out loud' when they send LOL?".

Victoria Clarke, in her analysis of telnet talkers[2], states that capitalization is important when people write "LOL", and that "a user who types LOL may well be laughing louder than one who types lol", and opines that "these standard expressions of laughter are losing force through overuse".

Silvio Lacetti, professor of humanities at Stevens Institute of Technology, and Scott Molsk[3] predict reduced chances of employment for students who use such acronyms, stating that "Unfortunately for these students, their bosses will not be 'lol' when they read a report that lacks proper punctuation and grammar, has numerous misspellings, various made-up words, and silly acronyms. [sic]"

AWIEFTW... A word is enough for the wise.

adumaadan - Blacktinkerbell said...

lawl! yeepa! Nigerians will not kill somebody. You're now on my prayer list. You must ace those exams o. Meanwhile, when's your birthday?

יש (Yosh) said...

lmfao @ "lawl lawl lawl"... hahahahaha...

as for the Guru man, no fear, you need your light to shine both on blogger and beyond.

All the best with the papers...

omohemi Benson said...

Oya shora fun guru maraji, lawl lawl lawl.

All the best in your exams.
Make sure you post parties of the pictures o! ok.

omohemi Benson said...

@Lost not found,
Thanks for the explaination, prof. lawl lawl lawl

BiMbyLaDs** said...

lollllllllllll.. fineboy ya mad.
kpakpando you are officially my funniest commenter!! loll!!

Bella Naija said...

hahahahhahahahaha
lawl lawl lawl...Chineke!
I have officially heard everything...
naij babes, softly softly nowwwwwwwww...raunchy emails!!!!!!! kai

LurLar said...

Lmao@lawl,lawl,lawl.

Anonymous said...

ok...you are the single "Most funniest" blogger EVER....i mean really!!!!....im lawling all the way home!!!...lol. And whats with the raunchy messages from stalker girl???!!...lol...Amazing!!

iROCKORiGiNALiTY said...

HAHAHAHA!

cool muthafucka said...

lol This guy you are a real joker i swear....

Good luck with the papers, smash em son!

Nigeria Politricks said...

My guy, abeg chukulie' dis exam and update kia kia!...
lawl lawl lawl @ raunchy stalker, abeg make you jejeli now; ol'boy wan study and you deh flash am e-boobs and e-bakassi...
Thanks for stopping by!

Areagal said...

Lawl lawl lawl.. Thats just too funny-kai! Wonders never cease. raunchy stalker. WOW at least shes bold.. some are posing but they all know they want a fineboy clone. LOL- Mr Fineboy, I see your humour is now seducing babes.. already you getting some groupy love with your witty & charming humor. LOL! IZ A LIE LMAO! Ah lets see how that guy outside den will do LMAO! nonsense!

MightyMike said...

buahahahaha!! LAWL, LAWL, LAWL..buahahaaha! omo abeg come back quick and finish this very jist o lol..good luck with exams mehn

Diva-sta said...

Wat kinda stupidness...dat boi must be dumb.."lawl lawl!!" ridiculous but funny hehe...btw lovin yr blog...funny da way u describe stuff hehe

Pink-satin said...

wait!seriuosly the guy was sayin lawl lawl...lol

Toni Payne said...

lol.. even your short posts are hella funny. I think I totally have a crush on ur personality..lol... oops! I meant Lawl, Lawl, Lawl.. I gotta use that one.. hehe

Toni Payne said...

oh yah, good luck with your exams. Im sure u will pass with flying colors.

teekay said...

lawl lawl lawl, at the post. Only at the den, would u see such.

Chika said...

good luck wiv your exams dear.abeg finish quick and come back full time.

ExcitedJade said...

lawl... nice one, do kwik and be back with ur mad gists... all the best

Anonymous said...

Is "The Den" not a razz place..everyone i seem to ask about it says it is very razz..

LondonBuki said...

I am still in shock... the guy really said, "lawl, lawl, lawl"!

That is beyond razz! Why do people say things they don't understand to look cool... oh my goodness!!!

Good luck with your exams and Happy birthday in advance. I am a June baby too :-)

P.S. Fineboy, you are lucky the raunchy babe has not seen your picture... if she does, she will so so stalk you, she will hunt you down! LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

Are you a sheep or a troll. Can you please epxlain the purpose of moderating your comments? Or are you just following the crowd? I actually came to give you daps for keeping your posts open when I saw 47 guests but noooooo Someone now mentioned moderation.. Erm, when exactly did you receive hate mail Odikwa fery risky and super razz!

Yes I said it.

ciao or should I say CHOWl

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Anonymous said...

...fineboy, you this guy sef. You don dey write exams for like one month now,...na beans? After all this studying they better give you tenure or establish a scholarship in your name or something. Its all good sha, we full ground. Whenever you drop gist, we go everly dey here to read am.

K.

Afolabi said...

ok dats hilarious at least he should have said laugh out loud

Idemili said...

Hahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!

As I just lost my phone, I so needed that!

Idemili said...

And goodluck with your papers blog 'sweerie'!

Anyway, you know you will pass now. You have to be intelligent as well as fine for us to work!

Oyebo for Nijja said...

lol...good luck with everything..n make u no worry for Guru Maharaji ohh..I be indian..I go sort um out well well..no worry..lol

Anonymous said...

Bia which kain backyard school you dey go sef where you still dey get time dey antenna gist sef...........make you leave gist pass that ya exam oh! or else your papa no go pay for your ticket to go naija oh! Just kidding!

Naija men sef; lawl, lawl.........na so one come up to me when I go back nige..........."Bebi (Baby).......I know that you flom (From) Amelica (America)........Nigga Mehn shit.....I fucking used to go to Amelica before, but I doesnt going anymore"...........my ear nearly disconnect from my body.......I no know if to vex or to laugh.....im wan show me sey im fit use "fucking" and "nigga" in a sentence abi........Na wa!

Good luck in your exam bros, you go pass cos you get everybody for your side, even "Guru" LAWL! I might know you!

Anonymous said...

hissssssssss!!!!!!!!! this kin thing u dey do na wa oh! abeg fine boy make u hurry come back pls. ahn ahn! this one where person dey lack betta blog to read. I seriously no blame that babe for stalking u and sending u some raunchy e-mails cuz the way i dey feel now me too i fit send my own. give the babe some competition. no be so? I beg do that exam well and hurry come oh before i vex...LAWL!

pinky said...

this your name sef eh "mr fineboy" put up some pics lets believe you are really mr fineboy,lol.

The shopaholic. said...

I just spat on my laptop with laughter. No be small 'lawl lawl lawl'.
I don die ooooo

chicala said...

seriously, he actually opened his mouth and said lawl lawl lawl, omg! Too funny. Ah some guys sha, they'll be feeling like shit, lawl.

I think evry1 will get infected with this lawl, i actually am. If i start saying lawl, its ur fault o.

Gd luck with ur exams

Anonymous said...

i dont blame the guru marhaji guy,wen within 2 days of posting u already have 59 comments, that one na juju now! abi??? lol! (or lawl!lawl!lawl!)....

gudluck in ur exams...face book and forget blogging for now, eh?

kiki in London

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Yetty said...

ROTFLMAO @ Lawl lawl......naija pple wont kill me sha...anywayz good luck wit yr exams

Vickii said...

Good luck! I haven't been to church in a while but I'll pray for you myself.

LOL at the Lawl, Lawl, Lawl ... it made me laugh even more because a couple of my friends have recently taken to saying LOL instead of laughing (as a joke) and we had been doing that all weekend so hearing someone actually seriously do it on the phone, and think they were really cool while doing it... well it totally made my day!

razz mpeke said...

to be honest many a time, ive wanted to use LOL in daily convo...but couldnt come up with a good word. mr. lawl lawl lawl is a genius...now you all know why razz is razz indeed

as for e-boobs and e-bakassi, she means no harm...anonymity brings excitement...maybe shes lacking some

The Blogger-General of the Federal Republic of Nigeria said...

naija fineboy, the blogger general's office will be issuing you a query for this your popularity o... shuo! 63 comments in 3 days? I don send Ribadu letter say make im come audit your comments... abi na you dey post all de comments yaself?
Abi na Maurice Iwu dey help u count dem? You must to esplain o...LAWL! LAWL! LAWL! LAWL!

Mr.Fineboy said...

LOL, u guys kill me men!
@nig politricks..e-boobs and e-bakassi?? I don die o.
@anon 12.40..bebi why? na real backyard school o. LOL
@lost-no-yet-found...errr...okaaay!
@anon 09.34..i tire o. LOL. na beans?
@anon 6.42...heard its razz too o. Guys there say lawl and things..
@toni payne..lol, thanx hun, u superstar! (wink)
@blogger general- I am a man of the people o, this is not Iwu's doing. Free n fair election. Oya hand over! LOL
Thanx 4 the love everyone...I'll be back in a minute!

Anonymous said...

FINE BOI I LOOOOOOOOVE U BOO!...AND YES, I AM WRITING IN CAPS JUST TO SHOW HOW MIUCH!....LOL @ LAWL LAWL....YEEPA...NA WAH FOR UNA LONDONERS OH!....I AM SO U LEFT NYC, OR ELSE EHN???...U WOULD DEFINITELY BE THE TYPE OF GUY TO JUST RELAX AND GIST WITH...U R TREEEES FUNNE!....YES O, I KNOW SEY FINE-GIRL DEY...I RESPECT D LUV Y'ALL SHARE....BUT U WOULD MAKE A GREAT HANG OUT BUDDY SHA, AND U CAN BRING FINE-GIRL IF U WANT! LAWL LAWL LAWL......HEHE....BOYYY, I CHEK IN EVERRRRYDAY FOR UPDATES, AND NOW DAT I SEE ONE, I AM HAPPY!...WE R WAITING FOR HOT GISTS OH!....ALSO, TELL US HOW U AND FINE-GIRL MET....

AbujaBabe said...

My Gosh..lol @ LAWL LAWL.. That is just hilarious .. Na wow for Naija's oh!

My 2 cents said...

I just got back from naija and finally saw the yahoo dance, very chilled I must say. How is your man fridayscosco, did he make it to London yet. Love your blog, check out my blog when you can..

adumaadan - Blacktinkerbell said...

my birthday is on the 20th. cool, non?

laspapi said...

"lawl, lawl, lawl". That's as crazy as anything I ever heard. Thank you for stopping by, Mr. I'll be back.

temmy tayo said...

When are you finishing exams o. all the best boy.

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pinky said...

the guy was seriously trying to speak phonetics(LMAO)niger people and their forming

LittleGirlLost said...

He said lawl lawl lawl????

SPEECHLESS!

Chameleon said...

honey goodluck...
ive missed you!!!

BOBBY said...

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! @ Lawl!

Anonymous said...

DUDE U HAVE MADE MY DAY AT WORK SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORING!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH ABEG PLEASE GIVE US MORE GIST

Anonymous said...

please blog.......ur killin me =0(

Sistasouljah said...

Mr Fine boy,
I just checked out ur page im new to blogging and I must say that I absolutely enjoyed reading ur blog.

U r so funny. People @ work (oyibo) kept giving me dirty looks ....wondering what was soo funny as their lazy asses had pissed me off by not meeting thier deadline for a project that we had beeen set...they would obviously miss the point and not see the funny side ti it cus of the lingo.
Then again i can talk... I am

Ghanian but i have a lot of naija friend sha u get?!

Anyway stay blessed and enjoy ur exam free days....cant wait for ur next blog

NA WAH FOR THIS STUDENT LIFE OOOOO!!

laspapi said...

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See the link below for more details.

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Anonymous said...

boy u r toooooooooooo maddddd!!!lawl,lawl,lawl.mad man,d gal no slap him face.....lmao.......ace dem papers man and hook us up on our daily dose of fine crack!!!xxx

Teediva said...

i wld never say it on the phone oh, but i admit it've thot 'lol' sometimes, esp when chatting lol. beats 'hahahahaha' right? lmao...lurvely blog.

Anonymous said...

luv u're blog. U almost got me fired. I was just hanging off my chair. i beg, my ppl are tres funny.

Oh boy, good luck with d papers!

Mona said...

lawl lawl - u have made my week mennnn, pity i dont come here more often - hahahahah i need to share this stees

Saint T said...

you will not kill me in this blogerland, Mr FineBoy!
lmbao @ lawl lawl
kai, that is how these Naija pple will be embarassing people all over the place.
I'm sure the guy was from the East! I kid I kid...that was for you Omulu! :)

cally-waffybabe said...

Hmmm so this is where lawl abi lawling originated from. Dude, you have really made your mark on blogville. You're an enigma. You're sooo much fun.

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Gift said...

aye yo imma start saying that.. lawl lawl lawl.. shame

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