Thursday, June 21, 2007

Go Fineboy, it's your birthday!

Blogsville! What’s good? Damn, those exams were tougher than a morrafucker! Thanks for the prayers though, I really appreciate it. Although I know say some of una no pray for me. You just dey post me abi? Hmm, God forgive you o. Anyways, it’s all good. I’m in a reflective mood today, ‘cos it’s my birthday, and damn, awon boys are getting old. When you start thinking about lying about your age, trust me you’re old.

I woke up kinda early this morning, ‘cos as usual Chief Fineboy called to wish his fourth son a happy birthday. Meeeen, the guy used some brand new words today and got me all emotional but it’s all good. I’ve received quite a few calls already today, a lot of them from Nige. My oldest bro Nigerian Shakespeare was the first caller. Men, the dude is one of my favourite people but the guy dey speak oyinbo eh? Lord have mercy. Chief Fineboy jr.

I also got calls from some of my aunts as well. One of my favourite aunts, Aunty R called from Abuja, and her brother my Uncle S was there as well.

Na so she give the guy phone o. You see that uncle S guy is a bit funny. I’m not sure if the guy’s complete up there if you know what I mean, because sometimes the guy talks some funny shite men. Like this morning, he was giving me the usual prayers o. Like “God bless you, may you have many more" blah blah, and then…….."motor will not jam you.”

What???

I come begin wonder. I had already said “amen,” before I thought about it. Abi this guy dey swear for me? Why would you think to say that to someone? Na wa o. Now I’m all paranoid, because this one that guys are always slapping around central London, anything can shele.

After I put the phone down, I just started thinking about it men. Shey the guy dey see vision ni? We’re going to the Lake District this weekend in a 15-seater, so I gots to be careful when driving o, especially ‘cos it’s at night. And trust me when you’ve been in accident before, you get maaad paranoid. I’ll never forget when one madman bashed me in Yankee. I think I’m still traumatised from the experience sef. Make I give una the gist briefly.

It was the day after Valentine’s day, and the night before I’d had a nice Italian dinner at my omoge’s crib. You know, candlelight, then bubble bath, massage oils, everything! Spent the night (wink wink), woke up feeling nice and refreshed, and took off for work. Men, na so I stop for traffic light o. Just as the light turned green, I just felt something plow into my car from behind. Omo, this one was not CRASH. It was GBAAAAAOOOOW!!! My coin compartment flew open and sprayed pennies and dimes across my car. For a second I was in shock. Like omo am I injured?

I tried to move my main parts, and I see say everything dey correct order. Thank God for seat belt. My next thought was my car. Damn. Just the sound of the metal crashing broke my heart ‘cos I knew my baby must be looking a hot mess right now. I got out.

CHINEKE! The whole rear end don scatter ni sha. The dude’s car was some minivan type car and it hadn’t even incurred any damage. I looked at the were. The guy was sitting there with one sheepish look on his face. He looked like one of those IT nerds with the big glasses and spiderman tie. I was waiting for an explanation.

“Pretty bad huh? That’s a nice car too.”

I looked at the guy and fantasised about punching that his long nose.

I was just thinking, “You’re lucky this isn’t Naija. I for don woze you slap by now.”

Na so I just remember. Men, when you get in an accident, you shouldn’t walk around like you’re fine. Omo, I just went back into my car and sat down. The twit came to my window.

“Are you okay?”

“No.”

I told him I was gonna move the car off the road and park in a shopping mall parking lot across the road. I moved the car there and the dude followed me. When we got there, men I just palmed like I was hella hurt o. Because if you start walking around now, insurance fit say nothing for boys. The bobo was on his phone the whole time, so I figured he was talking to the police or insurance or what not. He came to my window.

“Err, so what do we do now?”

“You called the cops right?”

“Erm, no that was my wife.”

Fool! So the whole time this nincompoop was on the phone, na im wife e dey follow talk??? Mugu!

Meeeen, I was pissed. I called the cops and told the joker to call his insurance company sharpish. I just chilled in the car like say my back don break. Omo, I begin calculate. This one na upgrade o. Hmm, with the dough I get from the insurance company, I’m copping a 6.45 beemer. I started imagining cruising into DC in my brand new 6.45 coupe. Ha, awon boys go just bounce inside club. Throw the keys to valet. “Don’t scratch my joint, baby.” Represent….

“Sir are you okay?”

There was a policeman at my window. Me wey I don imagine go, if you saw the way I switched my voice eh.

“Ah, officer.”

“Are you alright? Can you step outside of your vehicle?”

Step kini?

“Aaaaaah, officer no. I can’t.” I winced. “Aaaagh.”

“Do you need an ambulance?”

“I think so. I don’t know…..aaaagh.”

The nerd who bashed me was looking. I gave the guy eye. If dey born you well, say I came out of the car earlier.

That’s how the cop called ambulance o. In like 15 minutes, it arrived and two paramedics jumped out and brought out a stretcher. Omo! This thing don dey serious o. Yeepa.

“Sir can you move?”

“Err….yeah.” I moved my hand.

“Okay. Do not attempt to get up.”

They opened the door and put me on the stretcher. Ha! See my life o. Which kin’ katakata I don enter? They now hurriedly thrust me into the ambulance. Yeepers. Next thing I know, the guy pulls out a white sheet and starts to cover me up.

AAAAAAH!

“Nooooo!” I no be oku now.

The guy goes, “You have to have it over you sir.”

“No mate.”

I felt like telling him, “In my country na dead man dem dey cover with white sheet o, bros.”

“You will have to have it on sir. Or we won’t be transporting you to the hospital.”

Chei. “Alright then.” I go manage am. No be money?

When they covered me ehn, I felt sick. Sirens blaring and everything, white sheet over me like a corpse. Because of small change. See my life.

Long story short, the doctor referred me to a chiropractor who found out I had “subluxations” in my spine blah blah blah. Meanwhile that back don dey pain me since o. I injured it playing basketball, but had thought it was just a muscle that I had pulled or something. I remember when I went to Naija one December and went to the doctor’s about it.

The y sent me to the x-ray guy, one old paps with huge glasses.

“Off your clothes.”

“Huh?”

“Off your trozziz.”

Na wa o. A whole x-ray technician. I looked at the baba. He passed me one hospital gown. It was rather awkward but I took my clothes off and lay on the table thingy, flat on my stomach. I couldn’t help feeling vulnerable because this old paps had a clear view of my butt. Is all this one necessary? He put the x-ray machine over me and adjusted me like a million times, each time saying,

“Kai!”

“This is serious.”

“Mm mm mm.”

“Bombastical.”

Then making that clicking noise with his tongue.

“This is terrible o.”

I finally asked him, “What’s the problem?”

“You’re asking me. Your back is in a shambles!”

This baba sef.

“This is a slipped disc now. Are you a labourer?”

I wanted to laugh. Did I look like a bricklayer to this man?

“Err..no.”

“Your back is finished. Your spinal system has scattered. Just go and see the doctor.”

Na your back go run down, you this wicked old man.

He gave me the film and I took it to the doctor, who said it was nothing, just muscle tension. Anyhow he gave me some painkillers and “robb.”
Imagine o.

When the chiropractor in America fixed my back months later I couldn’t help but think “We can be so backwards in that country.”

Needless to say, I made mad money from that accident but I won’t bore you with the details. Awon boys did some crazy shopping, copped a brand new ride and ‘all at. So if somebody bashes you, remember to do what I did. But if na okada for Naija, shine your eye o. If you talk about insurance, dem go brush you! I love y’all men, I’ll be blogging properly this weekend.

Blogsville, your boy is back.

135 comments:

teekay said...

IM FIRST, ne nene ne ne *sticking my tongue out* HAPPY BIRTHDAY MFB....Come here let me give u a wet Biday kiss.Lawl
okay im off to read

Nigeria Politricks said...

2nd! Thanks for stopping by. Now let me go read this post...BTW Happy BD!!!

Miss Jones said...

Happy Birthday...SO hilarious!!! LAWL LAWL LAWL:)

bhookey84 said...

I better be top 5, HAPPY BIRTHDAY fineboboski, many more yrs to come , Gods many blessings o , okay have a lovely lovely day and make the most of it! muahhhhhh

Chameleon said...

i tried to do that but im a crap actress. i only got like £1000 when one silly woman rammed into me... even when i went to see the doctor, i was just cooperating anyhow...

next time sha.

LittleGirlLost said...

First I'll say happy birthday!
You are a fantastic story teller. random but funny. You took us from your Birthday to your uncle, to your car to your spine and its bombastic subluxations then right back to your car.
Amusing.

bhookey84 said...

hahahhahah dude ure mad, u went back and pammied in the car ehn, lmaooooo but fineboy y u just an ajebo like this, uve never heard anyone say dat b4 as per motor no go jam u, dont worry ure safe o......btw storytellin is a skill and uve mastered it too well, u better be bloggin everyday from now unless i will "hound" you o....

Jack Slater a.k.a the Hard Guy said...

“Kai!”
“This is serious.”

Lol. Funny stuvs, I'm feeling you on that being vulnerable tip, just wait till they're checking for testicular cancer, then you'll mod.
p.s I set my road dawgs to work in England and now I know who you are. Well sorta, not who I expected but yeah, blog on my brother

eyecandy said...

Happy birthday fine boy :)...Enjoy the day!!

Confused Naija Girl said...

happy b day! you are right june bugs rock!!!!

classybabe said...

Happy birthday!
Hope your exams were cool

Vickii said...

Happy Birthday! Man you're old, hey, it happens to the best of us!

It's great to have you back and very funny post as usual!

Jola Naibi said...

Happy Birthday!!!

Anonymous said...

that was hilarious.

ps...saw your pic... you ARE fine. lol.

cool muthafucka said...

Happy birthday playboy!
What a month this has been, you finished your exams and now you top it off with a nice birthday weekender...more grease to your elbows bro.
Big things await you son, remember..the sky's the limit.

Now let the shayoing begin!

o.šeyï said...

My guy you wouldnt kill me o. lolololol... i was laughing hysterically.

"motor will not jam you.”

What???

I come begin wonder. I had already said “amen,” before I thought about it. Abi this guy dey swear for me?

HAHAHAHAHA.... good one. I'm sure you'll have fun at the lake. Bring correct story back o.

wienna said...

YIPPPEEEE!!! D boy's back! happy b'day, hope u have a lovely day ahead. And i hope mrs. fineboy gives u a treat dis w'kend too.

Bluntremi said...

Happy Birthday!!!
Funny insurance story! That might have worked back then, but things are getting tougher...

As always your stories are hilarious!!

Dimples said...

Happy Birthday...how u have a FAB day and don't get to wasted o....oh what the heck it's ur big day..go for it....infact sef have a drink on me.

@ Miss Jones....u really had to go there with the lawling...lol

TaureanMinx said...

Happy Bday!

BOBBY said...

Happy Birthday ooo...

This guy...

"...your spine has scattered!!..."

LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLIIIIINGGG!

Meanwhile you be fine boy true true, i fit use you make boku money...

Ugo Daniels said...

Happy buffday dude, go have a blast. Pop da Champagne, get drunk..lol!

After all it's ya day, innit?

Yetty said...

hey happy birthday

jadedjune said...

lawl at trozzuz......hehehe...lawl lawl

Fairchild said...

Happy Birthday Fineboy

im a babe said...

happy birthday!!!
funny story, dunno if i can pull it off tho, i myt burst out lafin or sumtn.....naaaaaah when i remember d money, i must pull it off by force(lol)

2ndCorin5:17 said...

Funny as always... Have a great Birthday. May God add many more years 2 ur life... lawl @ ur uncle - "Motor will never jam u" Amen!!

tiwalade said...

I swear I was already angry with you for not updating eversince but after reading this post, I love you more! LAWL even though because of you this YT guy next to me is giving me serious wierd looks, like " what the hell is this chick laughing at?" It's all good. That's what love does! LAWL

I don't even know where to start. Is it the "motor will not jam u prayer" or the guy with "spider man tie"( Spider man doesn't even wear a tie!), or the funny X-ray guy? you're just teww funny.

As 4 ur b.day, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! But seriously, of all places to go and celebrate ur b.day..LAKE DISTRICT! Me, that I live here, I can't wait to get away from here! Anyways, I guess u're a countryside loving person, or maybe ur own lake disrict end is more interesting than my place. Still, I hope you have loads of fun. BYE!!

Omotayo said...

Guy happy b'day.........and once again, U done it - U burst my head with laughter. Nice one

~Mimi~ said...

OFF YOUR TROZZIZ!!!!!

LMAO A BILLION TIMES OVA!!

say wetin!!!!!!!!!!


YAPPY YAPPY BIDAY TO U!

WE JUNE KIDS R THE ISH!!

BiMbyLaDs** said...

happy birthday luv.. uve not been @ ur regular joint lately... holla when next ur there.. u know d drift.. i bought ur tie,..

MightyMike said...

lol..pepper don rest for you. Wise guy. I actually got into an accident myself when i still dey live for NY. Judge settle me 23k, lawyer took 7 and i walked with the balance, come use pay off part of my school loans. I'm glad you're in perfect shape. Being in an accident is quite humbling.

catwalq said...

U knowe what fineboy, i am fed up with you coz i stalk ur blog for days, get up and go wee, come back and find that not only have u updated but also I did not even make top twenty.

If i ever see you, i will OFF UR TROZZIZ and give you a good spanking!!!
And b4 u say anything, u will not like it.

catwalq said...

Oh and Happy Birthday, see how u just kept it under wraps so that we wouldn't come and eat rice

Yanju B said...

Happy Birthday!!!! Once again another funny post.

psykotikdiva said...

you finally done wiv exams, hope you do well.Happy Buffday, hope u had a good one.very funny as usual, painkillers and rob, niaja sha. welcome back

mystoriesmytestimonies said...

happy birthday .....
many more years

My 2 cents said...

Go fineboy, it's your burfday, who's your daddy?
Waoh, happy birthday playboy!
What's really good though..

How were your exams, grad school is not easy I tell you. I'm surprised you could come up for air,talkless of write.
I just went under for those two years.
You'll ace it, ma worry!
Welcome back baby! You have me laughing like a looney as always.
Happy birthday again and enjoy!!

...toyintomato said...

happy birthday

Adeolu said...

Happy Birthday, so when and where is the party.

Senorita said...

Hey birthday boy ! another funny post as usual. Have fun at the lake its a shame I couldnt make it and better make sure you take pictures :-)

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BlogVille Idols said...

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LurLar said...

Lol........u too funny abeg. Happy Buff-Day,av fun.

Anu boy said...

Guy how na? nothing do you jare, i know say u don clear the exam.. 115% na him you get...

i go remember your story if person bash me ohhh... i no go move sef... i fit even bite my lips so blood can just show small... lol....

welcome back boi(old man) lol

Anu boy said...

Happy birthday son... hope you had a blast mehn...

Teediva said...

hapi bd. yeah we june ppl are tha bomb for real. see u coward afraid of something one distant uncle in abuja said only to come and form accident victim.

that back thing happened to me too. they prodded and poked all over my back for like an hour while i was blushing away on the cold frigging table through the very very light dress they gave me to wear. never been morenembarrassed. but that even beat the boob thingy they made me press my chest against to get a close-up, lol.

LondonBuki said...

You are TOOOOOO Funny! Hilarious post!

Hope you enjoy your birthday weekend!!! And please please please DRIVE safely o!

:-)

ExcitedJade said...

off ur trouzziz.. funny guy.. wasup

Jack Bloggs said...

F.Boy... Happy Birthday.

Bloggs.

Aijay said...

But come oh Mr Fineboy, are you a labourer? Lmao!
Damn, this is a BLOG!! I'm addicted.
Btw, u're responsible for making me say 'lawl' lately. People think i'm going crazy.
Looking forward to your next post.

C said...

Okay, you are totally mad. Thank God my colleagues are gone home. Bleedin 'eck man!

ROTFLMHO @ your back is in shambles...

This made my day.

exschoolnerd said...

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY...hope u had a fab time..wish u all the best sweets.

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Boo!

Lawling my ass off at "may moto no jam u"....abeg jist us about d parry o

Anonymous said...

BTW, Fineboy, i'm surprisd they gave u shi shi in this New York after u moved ur car....once u move ur car; nothing for u bcos u don destroy all evidence.Me i no kno how u take do dat wan sha

iROCKORiGiNALiTY said...

MR FINE BOOOII, NOW YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDNT BE BLOGGING ON YOUR BIRTHDAY BUT ANYWAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIE. YOUR BLOG IS TEW MADD MEHN..KEEP UP THE GOOD JOB!

Oyebo for Nijja said...

Hahaha that is funny as hell!!! Happy belated bday and hope ur exams went well!! :)

Abi said...

Dear fineboy,
I was really down tonite and i wanted something to cheer me up....and i thot....let me pay my dear friend a visit and came on to our meeting place....your blog...and i was laffing and roling all over...i'm so happy now....God bless....pls this is meant to be a daily daily tonic......more of you plssssssssss

Abi said...

Happy birthday....Your BFF

AbujaBabe said...

Happy Belated Birthday Mr FineBoy!..xx

Your soo funny i swear!
I hope you have lovely time in the Lake District.. it's just fabby down there..

Please do and come quick oh! so you can give us betta jist from your escapades down the Lakes...

Have Mad Fun!..

Ciao..xx

Anonymous said...

Happy belated birthday! Hope you have a good time.

Wow, that's one funny story.

omohemi Benson said...

Happy belated birthday,
Lawl@ xray baba in Naija.

You crack me up, all the time.
Be safe.

× it` is what is™ said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! LUVIN YA BLOG, KEEP DOING YOU.

Idemili said...

Blog honey, you have to buy me a whole new set of lingerie, you keep making me wet mine. I have my favourite sites on my blog. I'm a 34c. Size 12 knickers. LAWL, Don't get it wrong.

Idemili said...

Oh...and how we go take celebrate this birthday of yours eh?

Toni Payne said...

happy birthday luv

יש (Yosh) said...

*erm, that's my wife*....hahahahaha, he might as well have checked on his dog at the veterinarian

Happy belated birthday, man!

princess said...

Happy belated birthday Fineboy. funny post as usual,maybe i go try this your accident stunt but as u talk, insurance no be for naija o!

Bella Naija said...

Lawl!!!
Happy Birthday (I know I'm sooo late)
Meanwhile, this dude u r wicked oo
Everywhere I go, I keep saying lawl lawl lawl...I have been getting some funny looks...

Anyways, nice one!
Hope u had a great birthday...ciaooooo

yankeenaijachick said...

lol.........fineboy, eh yah, ur baby. Sha, l can imagine. This fake chiropractors.lol. U got to be careful when driving.lol

yankeenaijachick said...

that was one funny storie.

Mr.Fineboy said...

Thanks for comin' thru you guys! I appreciate all the birthday wishes as well, my bday was a blast. Thanks again!

Simply Gorgeous said...

Happy Belated Birthday fineboy now it is your turn to sing to me after all we are twins... (smile)

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wienna said...

Updates abeg na.

Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY fynboy good to know u had a blast... U really crack me up (me n a million odas!!) i gotta say ur blog is d best thing since sliced bread!!!..... its official am in luuuurrvvvve

Candy

STREETBRAND said...

OMG, so laughing out loud!!!

monie said...

Dude... You're awesome. LOL.

Jaja said...

Ah! magnifiscent post.

very funny. you too much..

Happy belated..

Motor no go Jam you
your shirt no go tear

vindication through innocence said...

diz goi!!!ur uncle is a trip!! but the worst has to be the robb remedy!!!lol!!my friends momsi used to give her robb for everything!!-wouldnt be suprised if they were related!!
Bloody heck mate, you are some real popular bolgebrity!!azzzzzz innnnnnnnnnn!!my cos flash me in nige to ask me weda i knew who you were- and i still dont bleedin know!!-no fair man!!!
anyho, happy buff de!!

Nanya said...

happy belated. Laughed out loud @ ur post and now coworker thinks Im nuts. Oh well.

Suby said...

VERY INTERESTING READ

SUBY

hanan said...

FOR GOD'S SAKE, FREAKING UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'M GOING CRAZY COS LONDON'S BORIN...U HAD A BIRTHDAY NOW AND KNOWING YOU SOMETHING DEFINITELY MUSTA COME UP...SO JUST PLEASE PLEASE UPDATE...n i know who u r so u beta update b4 i tell,lol...on d realzz tho,kindly update..

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The shopaholic. said...

Happy Belated..

Onada said...

OMG....may motor not jam you. hahaahahahahaha. Amen oh.

Omolola said...

motor no go jam u ooo,okada no go jam u ooo,omolanke no go jam u ooo.Sm kin prayer dey fear person true true ooo.kai,mad man no go bite u ooo,lolll.Happy baiday.u rock mahn!!!

Omotayo said...

Guy, hope say no probs dis one wey u know come post any new blog over a week; take am easy whatever it is. One.

La Reine said...

Damn, does all of Naija subscribe to your blog?
Anyways, happy birthday, though we don't know each other, and its late.

Nice blog sha, “Bombastical.”...LOL

Anonymous said...

hehehe oh my gosh I will favorite this page... if you have to call yourself fineboy, how fine can you really be ?! winkwink jes a thot...

bhookey84 said...

gademnit 92 comments, btw u need to update o ah ahn

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36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

wetin dey do u now?? come and update jo!!!

omohemi Benson said...

Oh! boy come update now!

Calabar Gal said...

96 comments already.

Fine boy happy birthday in arrears. I'll take note and not move about if I do have an accident - Not that I'm praying for one though. LOL!!

wienna said...

ok, i'm worried now.

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Mrs Somebody said...

I've never been 1st,2nd,3rd on any blog so allow me to say this.....I'm 100TH!!! Yipeeeeeeeeee!!!!

vindication through innocence said...

i really hope you enjoyed Belle de Jour(my french is crap- i dunno what it bloody means even!!lol!!!men- chicks are sippin on some pimms while every1 is doing VIP in Belle!!!no fair man!!Im sure the bar is dry!!!

Anonymous said...

"ON UR MAS"
"GED SET"

(fyneboy tremblin)- "pls sah" "abeg sah"

"OYA HOL' FIRE"

"Do you promise to update ur blog and restore peace to blogville or else face firing skwad???"

fynboy(peeing in his pants) - "yes saaah, i do sah"

"Before i count to three and open my eye go and update ... one.. two..."

(fynboy scrambling for safety)

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

Great post as always, Oh I wish I had the sense to do that when one car basked into me. I had a dental appt, and I was hurting badly. I was young and foolish, and hopped we could sort it ammicable, suffice to say, he duped me. Oh well. Hope your birhday was wonderful. You never did tell us how ol you were??

Mr.Fineboy said...

Thanks y'all. lol@last anon. I will sah...on the real I have a post to put up, but blogger won't let me sign in o. I'll keep trying.

Anonymous said...

hmmmn i knew u'd see it my way... the way of d gun!!! on the reeal tho i'd cross my fingaz n hope u get to coz am havin a mad day at work n was hopin against hope that u'd updated just to gimme sumthin to laugh bout... guess not eh..
Candy

Anonymous said...

how come u removed ur last post?anyway i c ur on facebook as naija fineboy..join d london network now...

Anonymous said...

Clearly Blogville's boy is not back. Abeg commot the last line for your blog jar! Rubbish...

Anonymous said...

NNA MAN UPDATE YOUR BLOG FOR CHRIST SAKE,LOL

Toni Payne said...

dude! u need to update. A sister is stressed and needs u

Anonymous said...

oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!! Wat iz dis now???

Fineboy, a go fight u o!

ok, i beg no vex.i need daily tonic. Jo!

UndaCovaSista said...

A very good read! I don't think i'm going to lose the visual of the x-ray guy with big glasses asking you 'off your trozziz' any time soon...........

Chude! said...

hey man, happy birthday pack am put for arrears!! I didnt even know you had updated at all!! your exams finished so fast?!

ngwa update, didnt you hear toni payne for heavens sake: 'a sister is stressed and needs you'! Yee pa! Now, which other order of court do you need?!?!?!LOL

Chude! said...

hey man, happy birthday pack am put for arrears!! I didnt even know you had updated at all!! your exams finished so fast?!

ngwa update, didnt you hear toni payne for heavens sake: 'a sister is stressed and needs you'! Yee pa! Now, which other order of court do you need?!?!?!LOL

Anonymous said...

NA WA FOR YOU OH...JUST KEPT US HANGING...WHY WET OUR APETTITE WITHOUT DELIVERING? WHY O WHY

Pink-satin said...

fine boi!wetin...update now!u no try o...na daily daily tonic u call am!ths one don turn to monthly monthly tonic o!

catwalq said...

me i don tire for all these bloggers wey dey allergic to updating

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

yeepaaa! Every time I stop by your blog, I leave in tears of laughter.

Bombastical
Robb

na wa oh! Wish I ha read your blog a month ago. Got hit just like you did, but no car damage. My back hurt for like a week. So you mean I could have made some kudu?

Next time.....

Mr.Fineboy said...

Peeps I have an update.....but this thing wont let me publish! Ill keep trying though....no vex!

Anonymous said...

My friend, will you update...abi whats's the meaning of all these mess?
Bombastical!

O.šeyï said...

Yeah right! You've had an update for a week now.

Abimars said...

Hiya,
I just read your whole blog and I cant remember the last time I laughed so hard. Happy belated birthday and please update soon

wienna said...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggggghhhhhhh!!!

omohemi Benson said...

Thuder fya blogger!

Oya fineboy update o!

STREETBRAND said...

Ermmm, Mr Fineboy, we're waiting for an update!!!

Alex Malory said...

Na Wa for you oh.... which kain shakara u dey put.

Oya come upload blog soon...quick quick.. Sista needs some tonic!

Babawilly said...

Happy Birthday. You blog dey sweet me laik Jollof. E bi laik competition dey for who first send in comment. I am 126th ! Any prizes?

God bless

Ava said...

You my man have lied to us all. Didn't you say and I quote "Blogsville I am back"? Abeg act like person wey get brain and update.

...toyintomato said...

oya update now , b4 i run to aso rock i report you.,haba kilode,.lol

Gift said...

oh lawdy.. you kill me

InCogNaija said...

I ...Wow! if dem for catch you... but sha, well play my guy. I dont pray to get in an accident but in case of incasities, i will remember this one. lmao!!!

tara douglas said...

nice one, you write pretty good and it will be a shame to leave blogville.
but you must be moving on to better things so b4 you totally resign why don't you give me a few tips on how you get 103 comments?

loads of 'em
Tasha

pinkyandbrain said...

its called unwavering CoNsIsTeNcY.
~Coded200
Adios Cowboy!you were entertaining while it lasted...but dont you think blogging is a compulsive addiction even if you go hiatus for a decade.

sexy Naija girl said...

happy belated birthday. i am a first time visitor. really hilarious stories....

ÓMÒLÈ said...

fineboy, i cm 2 b d last on earth 2 get 2 know u ut men, ur r so on-point.am feelin u men.God, v bin laffin , and my cozins fink v gone mad..big ups.

ÓMÒLÈ said...

fineboy, i cm 2 b d last on earth 2 get 2 know u ut men, ur r so on-point.am feelin u men.God, v bin laffin , and my cozins fink v gone mad..big ups.