Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Friends like these...

I've been sitting in my Uni library all morning trying to figure out what the hell I'm gonna do for my birthday this summer. I have three essays to turn in, and exams to study for, but na only birthday dey my head. Imagine.

I have a few things in mind. I haven't had a party in years, but I'm thinking of renting a cottage in the Lake district on my birthday weekend for like 30 people. But the main problem is that I have such a diverse group of friends. I have my "bougie" (bourgeois) friends that I grew up with. My best friend Mr.Prettyboy is one of those. You remember those friends that, as kids, their houses were always fully AC'd up and they never came out? The ones that had bedrooms with sofas and huge toyboxes and every games console? No be say me I suffer when I dey small o, but you know what I mean now.

At prettyboy's house, there was nothing like eba o. Strictly lasagna or prawn vermicelli with strawberry parfait for dessert. They even had a poodle that used to come and lie on the bed! Those days i go just dey look that dog like say, if them born your papa well, come and sit down near me. Bingo oshi!

Then I have my agbero friends. You know the ones you meet from around the way, like in your grandmomsi's area , who think you're just a full aje butter? You learn to speak Yoruba from them and you get inititiated into the toasting local babes game. UUUH! See you, don't front o! Everybody has accosted some 'local talent' at some point as a teenager!

I have one guy like that, Orunmila. Omo, the guy's neck is fat as hell, hence the name Orunmila or Orun for short. I met Orun through my friend, Ose years ago. Orun is his distant village cousin, and I just gbadun the guy from day one. He used to organise buka rice for awon boys back when my momsi would have killed me if she knew I was eating it. Na with Orun I first climb okada o. Only once I might add, lol. Yeah right. Anyhow, the guy sabi organise local babes hehn? In fact last December, the bobo outdid himself.

Like a week into my holiday, we were sitting at the dining table in my house, chopping rice and beans with that crazy pepper stew that has like 100 pieces of meat on it. Kai, buka food sweet o. So what if iya Risi dey wash something inside? Story!

Anyhow, Orun in between mouthfuls goes, "Fineboy, you don mayan since you land?"

Me: Huh?

Orun: Mayan. You haven't poporompo'd since you got to Lagos.

Me: What does that mean?

Orun: This guy why u dey yarn like confirmed ju man! Have you baluba'd since?

I finally caught the drift. "Why? you get local talent for me ni?"

Orun: No be me??? I get one baaaaaad babe like this men. If you see her ehn? O bad gan.

Me: Na Unilag babe abi na LASU?

Orun: Omo forget that one. This one na home-schooling.

I burst out laughing.

"Whatever man, me I don't want."

A few days later, me and a couple of my guys, Roroski and Akinzo, were lounging out on the lawn just drinking Night Train and chopping chicken suya. Abi you no know night train? Ask your naija friends. Anyway, na so Orun land o. For naija, there's nothing like phone call to even find out whether or not you're at home. Boys go just show!!!

But, omo! If you see the beaurrrrifull chick that he guy landed with! Everybody just open mouth. And you know Naija boys can look. Omo, the babe was BAD! She had on those sexy skinny jeans that the Yankee girls be wearing and some bad-ass heels, with hoop earrings, everything. See body!!!!. Obatala o!!!! I swear if I was still in NY, I woulda said this one na from Dominican republic.

Orun introduced her to everybody as Ehi.

All she muttered was "Hi."

The guy sef saw the look in my eyes. This one na pure cocoa butter flawlessness. I was speechless. I called Fridayscosco to organise drinks for our guests, and asked the babe, "Ehi, so do you live around here?"

"No," she smiled.

I don dey already plan as I go pour sand inside Orun gari if he had any plans for this chick.

"Are you Orun's girl?"

"Noooooo!" she begin smile at fineboy.

Men that answer sounded a bit funny. The way she said it men. The thing bother me. That accent. Kai! It was like when your momsi asked the housegirl if she had stolen meat and she said "Mummy, not me! Nooooo!"

I now realized why the babe was only answering in monosyllables. This babe na refurbished housegirl men. Chai, but she was delicious I swear. If this one enter Yankee, men na Jay-Z them go dey chase am. I decided to still try.

"Your'e gorgeous to look at o." Macking skills abi? Emi naa mo.

"Ohh, tenks. You too you're fine now." (razz blushing)

Yeeeparipa! Omo, I no fit men. I no fit!!!! Omo yi razz men. This babe sounded like something straight outta Ajegunle. Her looks were banging, but men, I had to have some standards. The babe had one kin' smell to her as well. It wasnt like a stink, but it smelled like cheap perfume and/or one of those local creams men. The rest of the night I just avoided her inviting eyes. She was fine though....Chineke...

Anyway, where was I? Isn't it crazy how I always start talking about something and jump off on another tangent? Sorry!

So back to my birthday celebrations.....who to invite? Okay, so there's Prettyboy them, a couple of my 'Orun-type' guys, my cousins Tola, Reni, and Pudding, my babe and....hmm....Ngo?This is a bit of a dilemma o, because Ngo is a very good friend of mine. She is mad funny, very down to earth and an all-round cool person. So why dilemma? Cool down now. *cough* *cough* Ngo and I used to do some *cough* stuvs before.

Wait now! Ahn Ahn....the thing is Ngo is the type of person you can kick it with all day, everyday, play playstation with, yarn about football, and she can cook her ass off. But those attributes are the same things that rule her outta the relationship sphere. She's too much like one of your buddies, you know?But anyways, Ngo knows I have a babe now, and we don't do anything anymore o! And if I tell her that I'm doing something for my birthday and don't invite her, she'll never forgive me! Besides, having Ngo and her crew around will liven up the party like crazy! They're so much fun. But mi o fe lo daran men! Anything can shele...Ngo is a bit crazy as well, as in wire dey touch for her head sometimes, who knows what she might go and say there?

Last but not least I have a couple of close Jand 'bredrins.' Naija boys o, but they don turn to confirmed wha gwan boys. I dunno how they'll flow with my other friends. One of them, Splacka B, is bloody hilarious. At my cousin's birthday party in London a while ago, one Derin chick (a friend of my cousins) said she was feeling the guy. As in, that time she never hear the guy yarn now. So I go over and tell Splacka, "Men this babe is feeling you o."

The guy looks at me, then at the babe, and he's like "Yeah man! Mynah!"

So he walks up to the babe.

"Yes darling, y'alright?"

"Hello"

"You cool yeah?"

"I'm fine. Derin", she extends her hand.

"Splacka. True say I seen you all night yea, and man like me's thinking you're buff you nah."

WTF???? When Derin told me later I was fucking embarassed. Men, why naija boys go dey go morph into ghetto Jamo guys? I don't understand men. Splacka is a very close friend of mine though and I HAVE to invite him and a couple other 'wha gwan' peeps. But omo I no want kasalaka or embarassment that day o.....I'll let you know what I decide.

105 comments:

Teekay said...

YAY!!! Im FIRST!!! okay now im off to read it.

teekay said...

Man, a hot razz babe, thats deep oh, did she really say "TENKS" hhheeehehe. LMAO...I told u about the time in bachuss when some local talents were giving me a run for my money...that was depressing.

Mr.Fineboy said...

LOL, thanks fot stopping by teekay!

bimbylads said...

Teekay.. wa rubbish! how can u be fost on this post? take ya time o!!

LMAO @ the whole post! omo.. allow the 'tenks' babe o.. lol. @ least she no ask to drink 'MET'( shortform of Maltina drink as in 'MALT')..LOL

chop knuckle my bredren..!!keep on rolling Mr Fine boy.. ill advertise u again tommorow on my blog,,me and u na the same mama born us.. loll....

Mr.Fineboy said...

LOL@Bimbylads! Met! Haha..thanks for stopping by hun..

Cherub (former Bijouxoxo) said...

U dis fineboi u're nuts o. Bingo Oshi abi? Who r u forming for ehn, u climbed okada just once?
LOL @ "Ohh, tenks. You too you're fine now." So u have a babe? Koboko for ya behind if she catches u and ur random shenanigans. Oh boi! u truly do have a diverse group of friends o, how u flow with them all me i no sabi. That ur party's gonna be colorful and hilarious. Anyways, keep on being a Mr. all rounder. Now, get back to school work, ur mind needs to stop drifting.

Mr.Fineboy said...

lol@Cherub...thanks for the advice!

zaiprincesa said...

lol..LMAO..ok, seriously..i cant hold it back anymore...YOU R SOOO GOING TO GET ME FIRED!!!..lol..IM SITTING HERE IN MY OFFICE, LMAO!!..Mind u, im sposed to be battling oracle oh..Anywho, ur yarns are F*&king hilarious...between you and bimblylads, i dont know who cracks me up more. Welcome to blogsville!

Mr.Fineboy said...

LOL@Zai, glad you like it. Thanks for stopping by!

Calabar Gal said...

Summer is still a little bit far away. Ur essay submission date I bet are nearer than ur birthday so buckle up man and stop day dreaming.

Nice Post though. LOL!!!

Confused Naija Girl said...

i am work now. will get in trouble if i dont leave my computer now. but i will def come back. i like blos with male writers, i read things from another perspective
thanks for stopping by

cool muthafucka said...

LOL! those days of under g local talent. Are you sure thats not Juliana from Opebi??
Meen, guys used to check that babe under the cover of darkness...strictly after 8oclock until shock horror! i saw her on the passenger seat of one a.hall dude(lived on aromire avenue)...broad daylight o!...on Allen avenue! Babanla were!
But she wasnt as razz as 'tenks' or 'met'sha lol

londonnaijachic said...

OMG!!! u are too funny. Orunmilla, kai boys can sabi give each other nicknames.Lol @ bingo too and your jamo friend not to talk about the fine chic with the local factor. Everything just falling into place.Another nice and hilarious post

LondonBuki said...

You are now the OFFICIAL BLOGVILLE COMEDIAN!

LOL!!!

poporompo'd and baluba'd - LOL!!!

You are too funny! I can just imagine the razz blushing, one of your London bredrin talking - LOL!!!

Mr.Fineboy said...

LOL@coolmutha...u must be a confirmed criminal...Calabargirl and Confused...thanks for stopping by...

Mr.Fineboy said...

Thanks, Londonbuki!!! I love ur blog by the way!

Confused Naija Girl said...

I AM BACK LOL FUNNY!!! HEHEHE cant wait for more write ups of the awon boys!!

Anonymous said...

Hehehe..This is really really funny..I can swear my neighbours heard me laughing cos i was practically wailing..LOL..By the way,being 'Ngo' i must say that u didnt tell them how beautiful i am..Y now??lol..cant wait 2 read more stuff..

Mr.Fineboy said...

lol, thanks for stopping by, confused and anonymous!

Anonymous said...

I have to say your blog had me rolling on the floor at work!!! Bingo oshi!!! I probably know you.

Vickii said...

Lol, you are extemely funny! I'm so glad you're blogging, you had me laughing out loud at your bredrins and the razz babe .. lol! Please invite them all, at the very least, it'll be a birthday to remember!

Simply Gorgeous said...

Wow- fineboy thank God for you. You are livening up this blogsville!


what is with the househelp with the B.O.? You never did finish you story.

Oh- you are too funny. I think you should invite your F-Buddy. What is a party without all the drama? (smile)

I will be back!!! ( voice fading ino the back ground)

This Bimbylads is bush sef! So now you and fineboy dey brother ans sister, abi? Ok- Bimby- I have gotten your message, if you are realy related why he neveer dey try you poison pepper soup?

NaijaBloke said...

First of all,dude I could not stop laffing my ass off while reading all ur posts.

Omo I feel u on the local babes for naija o ...u go see some as cute as hell but by the time dem open mouth talk,na to run o.Na so I jam one wey talk say she dey dance for Tony Tetula last yr o,chie she fine scather,razz level was a lil higher than housegirl one.

Niceblog will be back

Mr.Fineboy said...

Thanks for the comments, Vickii and simply gorgeous, maybe I SHOULD invite them all!

Mr.Fineboy said...

HAHA @ naijabloke....Tony Tetuila abi?? lol, thanks for dropping by bro.

Anonymous said...

This is soooo funny men. My oga came to me to ask why I was laughing

AbujaBabe said...

I'm Luvin It!!!...I beg you got jokes Blood!!...lol;) ewooo!!

lol@ Refurbished house girl.. I know that smell you are talking about na de cream...lol

You can you imagine exam dey you dey think of party ..i beg mek you read and pass well...

So you can get a better job i can invite you your Argentinian horse For Polo in Kd or Katsina..lol and more parties in The Seychelles Joh!...lol

I feel you i have the exact type of diversity when it comes to my friends you just have to invite them all i used to go through the same dilema trust me it's ok!! Everyone is responsible for dem selves oh!! Ah!..lol

Dnt feel no way you get me!!every body hav fi mix and blend!!!...lol

Bluntremi said...

LOL, LOL, LOL
LMAO!!!

I swear i was laughing so hard that i had tears roilling down my cheeks!

You have a lot more class than most men o. The fact that she was fine, they would just ask her not to speak - finish the job and regret later!

So how was the birthday??

Thx for stopping by my blog and for the lovely compliment :)...
stop bye again soon!

bibi said...

hahahahah
hahahahah
hahahahaha
hahahahaha
i cant stop laughing...lol..i agree wid u everyone has one razz side jare..wen i look back at the things i ave done way back in naija..i lmao...

the nick names are hilarious..lol

Nyemoni said...

LMAO at the razz fine girl... nice blog and I know its late, but welcome to blogging!

bhookey84 said...

okay im loving this, loving this, hehehehehehehehehehhe @ razz babe plus the names orunmila used for shining congo, classic, so what u planned for the buffday now

Waffarian said...

hehehehehehe! abeg, una no go kill me for this blogville oh! Oh boy, welcome! abeg, invite everybody, it will be fun! those kain parties, you fit observe and be amused! hehehehehehh! it will be too funny! ehhhhhhhn, bros, that smell, na local pomade. Na so one babe land my house from naija, oh boy, after she left, my apartment needed serious ventilation!

DiAmOnD hawk said...

refurbished housegirl...
very funny...
i say invite everyone...let's see how everything goes

UnNaked Soul said...

Omo you slack that babe oh... like my cousin go yan 'lo beeee'... ignore the nonsense and lo be one time... LOL.. abi your conji get taste? LOL

hey your parry go solid from ur yan oh... sha invite me, as long as na lagos you wan do am...

nice one brova

blog on

Anonymous said...

Mr Fineboy, Gosh, this is one of the funniest blogs I have ever read.

So really Mennnn, 'Ella' was really hoping you would take her away from the 'Cinders' and be her Prince.

Keep writing

Favoured Girl said...

LMAO! Very funny post. Welcome to Blogville. I just found your blog today, but I will definitely come back. Keep blogging!

Mr.Fineboy said...

Thanks 4 stopping by guys...LOL@bhookey "shining congo" abi? Haha..@unnaked soul "conji get taste?" LMAO, u guys r crazy!

exschoolnerd said...

lol..this was hilarious..which one is razz blushing again...i just knew the chick was too good to be true...i knew there was going to be one scoin-scoin...lol u have a great mix of friends sha..speshally that orun...am already liking him.

so u have a girl and ur checking out ehi...hmmm..mr fine boy!!!!

ps: do u knw any aristo chicks..i want to do a story bout them...or do u knw any aristo chicks stories....holler at me.love ur blog.

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

first time on ur blog.

u had me in stiches especially with the ''True say I seen you all night yea, and man like me's thinking you're buff you nah." naija boys in jand sha?????

Eagle's Nest!!! said...

You are so funny!

Lol @Refurbished Housegirl.

NIGERIA POLITRICKS said...

Omo, btw you and Baba Alaye, I give it you menh. You get yarnings...I hail! lmao!!

Mrs Somebody said...

Mr Fineboy your blog is soooooooo funny.Move over babaalaye,now you have some serious competition Mr fineboy is here to stay.Welcome to blogsville.

Ubong Da said...

wow this is refreshing. Welcome jare.

Mamichula said...

Dude you are soooo hilarious. You had me laughing so hard, my coworkers kept asking me what the heck was wrong with me. I am still waiting on that drink you me.

Mr.Fineboy said...

lol@mamichula! thanks for stopping by everyone.

Noni Moss said...

I'm only just seeing this but you had me ROTFLMAO :-D

Baba...who?

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

try as much as possible to stay focused, though there is alot going around you. As in too much fun...I loved your post, put a serious smile on my face...so what happened to the refurbished house gal?? or didnt you bother to find out?

Linda Anyaegbu said...

This post is hilarious, I am sitting here at work laughing so hard, my colleagues are looking at me like you are f***ing loco for real!!!
The part about bingo oshi! You do remember how every dog growing up in naija back in the day was called bingo. You should really consider comedy.. I am reading and feeling you on the real...

Naija Vixen said...

A hot razz chick?!!!Post was hilarious oh!!!

BOBBY said...

I cannot believe i only found this blog today.

Fineboy because of you, my Oga for work came to ask me what was going on. I couldnt help but laugh like maddd...

You want to declare me dead...

You are hillarious and your writing skills are AMAZING.

Will definitely be back for more!

*Oh my, what a good fucking laugh...(still laughing like madd)

PS. For your birthday party, i say invite everybody...now tell me that wouldnt be the party of the century...different characters, different folks...all up in one space.

I also feel you on the cabin on the lake thing...i do that every summer...yall are definitely bound to have the best party ever!

Later.

Mr.Fineboy said...

Thanks for stopping by y'all! i appreciate the love...more tonic coming soon!

yankeenaijachick said...

@fineboy.......l am loving u sha. Anyways, u remind me of one of those my friends when l used to live in lagos. Sha, welcome to blogworld.

yankeenaijachick said...

Very funny blog. This guy de yarn serious yarns.lol

BOBBY said...

Crazy boi...just thought i would let you know i am a girl :)

Bobby.

other popular jingo said...

Okay, Okay, I admit you are a trip! I never said I was too busy for blogs I said your fellow popular guys(I'm a female)think they are too busy for blogs.They're your friends so you know what I'm on about.Now I wish more of you would right cause you do have STORIES.

About your party, you HAVE to invite them all. I'm in the same situation with friends and I just do my part and hope they're all well mannered enough to get along...works most times. If anyone misbehaves kick them out sharpish. It's probably going to be the bougie ones(standard!)

@ cool mothafucka NO ahall boy would do that...thank you VERY much (hoping I'm right :-))

adumaadan - Blacktinkerbell said...

Hello you. Thank you for visiting me and for inviting me to your incredible blog. It seems to me that any party with all the characters you described must be fantastic. I'll be watching this space.

fluffycutething said...

i think i like you(i'm actually blushing)... Such a gentleman actually taking time out to thank every visitor!!!

Your blog is real entertaining too...

Hope u invite us to your party that u've started planning now, 100 months before!!!(lol)

U're really lucky that babe only said "tenks", my own semi razz toaster asked me "if dog has biting me before?"

coming soon! said...

dis is one of (if not) the baddest naija blogs...

wish you all the best with your three essays and the exams you have to study for

i also wish you a fantastic birthday

in fact i think you should only invite those of us who enjoy that local naija stew

why?

coming soon! said...

"...rice and beans with that crazy pepper stew that has like 100 pieces of meat on it. Kai, buka food sweet o..."

this reminds me partly of my time in naija, growing up, i remember momsi's drivers stopping by at one of those joints...

watching the guy eat would make you salivate uncontrollably...

one day i couldnt take it anymore and had to try it...and i think it tasted better than home food made by our chef...to momsi's chagrin, i have never looked back ever since

during momsi's last visit in february this year, she was chagrined at my patronage of one such naija restaurant, known as tasty's african restaurant (located in thamesmead -plumstead road -)

to her chagrins, i would drive all the way from north london just for that taste...of white rice, beans, plantain and "hot-stew"

their pounded yam is something else...with efo riro, fried fish and assorted meat

yes, there is also togolese beans with fried fish

or try the assaro

the queue never dissapears until it shuts down time at 12midnight

coming soon! said...

thanks for stopping by

Naijadude said...

Menh! dude u are mad funny! "tenks u are a fineboy too" that got me mad cracking up! dang!!

Ehn, invite Ngo now and let her show u some loff during ur bday, wouldnt that be ur wish? well u get babe but still Ngo can still work some magic...

Naija yankee wah gwan bros? hmm bros na wah ooh me na tire for dem boyz ooh...

Either ways, hin be like say ur "Jr" get taste ooh, oga wetin concern agbero with overload? the accent no do me anything but the "cheap bodycream" me go run sha.. LOL

Have a good one!

Anonymous said...

coming soon is quite passionate about food oh...see the way he is describing it sef, and the word chagrin, dude used it like 10 times lol

My Heart said...

Mr. Fineboy!...Loving your posts mehn!! lol @ balumba'd. bobo yi iwo sef oo razz gan. lol

vindication through innocence said...

LOL!!okada!!men, you really suffer!and WRT your buffday, that Ngo sounds like shed be fire men. But you'd be suprised, she might actually get on really well with your babe...but then again your babe might ask the dreaded qn 'so how do you knoe mr.fineboy'??and mate, lets just say its a wrap!!

coming soon! said...

@anonymous, the local naija restaurants have a relaxed way of combining tastes and textures than presenting food for fine-dining. Am not only passionate about food but also love to drink in moderation – in fact, am very loyal to Oz and french wines.

@Mr. Fineboy, you should get somebody that cooks down-to-earth food. Also you must offer us a huge variety of Oz wine. I do not expect to see steak béarnaise and duck confit...

cool muthafucka said...

LOL! @ anonymous. For real men, na so so 'chagrin chagrin' at any opportunity. I bet the guy has a plate of eba as his screensaver.

By the way 'miss popular jingo' i bet you haven't heard of the slang 'meditate'.....ask your A.Hall boys lol
You'd be surprised what they get up to when they are away from the 'scene'

Dont believe the hype baby ISL rocks!

Mr.Fineboy said...

Thanks for stopping by otherpopularjingo, aduumadon, vindication, naijadude, cool mofo, bobby, yankeenaijachick, my heart and fluffy! (wink) Comingsoon, you like grub o! To the chagrin of your momsi! LOL...you guys are hilarious!!

Kpakpando said...

I think I died at poporompo'd, I can only imagine the hand guestures that would fit that word. Meanwhile, read your book jare

coming soon! said...

@cool muthafucka
eba ke? You are about to discover how diet can affect your bedroom habits including balubaring

@Mr.Fineboy
Good food = good poporompo!

bibi said...

coming soon.... buka food is off the hook... mehnnnn i so love amala buka food ehn and the pumo..chaii salivates... pls stop talking bout naija food..avent had any taste of stew or any naija food for two yrs nw..

bibi said...

lmaoo at hs dog biting u b4..bwhahah naijas sha...

Ms zee said...

ok so like man where is the update.... abi kasala don drop already???

you are very funny.... I had tears in my eyes... oya update o and thanks for visiting my blog...

Mr.Fineboy said...

Hey zee, i've been trying to update all morning, but i guess there's something wrong with the blogger system....it won't let me.

bimbylads said...

FB, 'sup, i just came in from my business trip and I am frigging tired, too tired to even update my blog.. but as na u now, i had to drop a line....
so whats the problem with ur blogger? try saving it as a draft first and then publishing later..

or email me the post and ill post it up for u ( wink )... ok on the real, if uve tried all and it doesnt work, email blogger itself, they should be able to sort u out..

am oudie...

Nilla said...

You're funny!

Welcome to blogsburg.
I think you've officially made naija blogger history {New blog with the most comments}.

Thanx for stopping by my blog.

ijeoma obu iheoma said...

funny and interesting

Onada said...

i love love love love this blog!!1 hilarious

Cherub (former Bijouxoxo) said...

Iwo bobo yii come hia. Ehen, so u're waiting for demand to go up b4 u update ur blog abi, no be so u talk am for law damsel's page? Berra update this thing now now b4 i open my eyes, nonsense! Demand ko, traffic jam ni *hisses and rolls eyes*

bibi said...

chai.. update na

Dami said...

chai, those buka for naija, i have this woman near my grandma's hope she never pack up go village,when i land for lagos chei!!

man me you for try the razz gal-just chop clean mouth!

Yes o!

Yosh said...

Man, thanks for stoppin by! I'm gonna print out all your updates (including this) and go read em and come back with my comments next week. See you get lengthy posts and loads of comments to go with it, so what can be more fun!? :) Just as I like it!

Enjoy the weekend and ttys

Chameleon said...

oh my God this guy ur just insane!

so u were eyeing that poodle eh? lol

i literally burst out laughing when i read the abt SPLACKA B. LMAO

abeg oh, i must get invite for this paree, pls invite all those characters.

chicka said...

i gots 2 be invited 2 ur party men(lol) U R HILARIOUS JARE!!! im sooo luvin ur blog, ive been lafin so hard...u remind me of my 1 of my cuzns 2. nd dis ur blog name is also very inviting (lol)

Mr.Fineboy said...

Thanks for stopping by y'all. Thanks Bimby, they finally fixed it....

Yosh said...

Hahahahaha, make sure you bring all of them peeps together, u know, not too much razzos and not too much effisi types, the blend will be a melting pot! I'd think it'd be fun that way!

Happy birthday in advance!

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD!!!!!!My friend just send me the link to ur blog and GOD!!!!!ur so funny n entertaining.....God i love this blog, it's my new favorite...i love 2 laugh so pls write more n more n more...

nala said...

Oh my God!!was jus sent dis link n i'm practically refraining myself from cryin....ur toooooooooooo funnny....d killer was RAZZ BLUSHING, abeg which 1 is dat again,hahahaha.....this definitely is my new fva blog.write more pls.

Coded Yarner said...

"their houses were always fully AC'd up and they never came out". Thats funny stuvs men. Those were the guys wey allman go dey their house cause the gen never goes off. Still cracking up

racquelle-cutie said...

hey its my first tyme on ur blog and i'm lovin it

luminousnubian said...

omigod! you are funny as hell!! i just came on your blog and i am cracking up,feel like i was chatting with an old friend,dude i live in the states and i am feeling sorry for you moving back to that dreary london.pele!

Anonymous said...

Hey I do not like the local-bashing I sense though. I thought you were talking just about the you know raz girls

BUt then you say 'Lasu or Unilag' - those arent local girls; the fact that y'all live abroad and have perhaps more dough than those back home doesnt mean your urbane and 'mordern' and those of us back home are not.

Dont deny man, i could sense it. and it really isnt fair - or right.

And this isnt one of the anonymous-haters trust me - I like your blog; but you london and yankee guys really should chill, ok?

cheers

Mr.Fineboy said...

Thanx 4 all the comments guys!

@anonymous...I'm sorry if you were offended....I'm not at all bashing people who go to school in Nigeria. Two of my older siblings went to Unilag! The joke WAS about a razz babe who went to neither Unilag or LASU! I'd never intentionally disrespect or insult anyone on this blog....thanx for coming thru and for your comment!

Idemili said...

Is your birthday over yet?

eyecandy said...

Very funny post, was a nice start to my morning. But I get what you mean by inviting all your friends cause its like that with me as well. I have diff set of friends from the posers(who might not be posing) to the ones that feel the posers are posing. Am I making sense??? Anyways am off to finish reading the rest of your blog.

mimi said...

im so lovin ur blog, hilarious mehn!

SweetLola said...

Fineboy

I soooo want an invite to your party !.

Anonymous said...

Dude you are hilarious. Its my first time on your blog and you are officially my 2nd fav blog (sorry but I'm a baba alaye guy).
"TENKS"...lol
So be honest, if you no hammer Ehi, which of your guys did.
I feel you on the razz friends thing back in high school, while your bougie friends are smashing ashewo/housegirls or "dating" correct chicks that might not be giving it up. You are collecting yansh from one razzo with a banging body.
If na me, there's a 90% chance I for still hammer the chick. Take her into the BQ to take a shower and give her N2000 to buy something nice for herself. Just maake sure you wrap it up well.
By the way, you say you used to live in NY but I'm not sure where you live now. And you keep using JAnd slangs/words. No one living in the US would ever use the word "flatmate". Abi you be former jand guy now Yankee bobe.

cool muthafucka said...

@ prev Anonymous
YUK! DUDE! There's a thick line btw a correct babe and a razz babe....see: Jack Slater aka The Hard Guy lol (Jack better flippin pay me!)
For the sake of maintaining you just have to forsake some ass no matter how round, cmon man its a matter of real class/standards so dont even GOES there

Fineboy ignore that advice abeg

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lmao@mayan and porompo and babalu'd.. dang this shit is hilarious... i love naija man.. JEsus ... hehe the razz babe is a character sha... i can only imagine how the 'fineness' would fade quick quick cos of her razznezz... you re just something else fineboy(cant believei didnt around to this earlier... )

Anonymous said...

funnnnnyyyy. my friends av been trying to get me to read ur blog all week and dis story was worth it....spakla b(how do u spell it)...lolllllllllllllllll.......

cally-waffybabe said...

Oya finish the gist jare! Fashy wayo! So did you shine the razz babe's congo? Damn this dude you're too funny oh kai. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Nice story and very funny but I don't know sha ........ the class undertone made me feel uncomfortable in a way.

Anonymous said...

Did u hook up with the razz babe?

Cadee said...

Keep up the good work.

Bouncing Baby Boy said...

LOL @ "Refurbished Housegirl". Fineboy you too much! ah ah!