Monday, March 26, 2007

One of those days....

Thank you guys for all your visits and comments! I really appreciate it! Damn, I’m amazed by how many people are enjoying this blog o. Thanks for the love y’all.

Whew! Sorry it’s taken so long to update guys, I’ve been swamped with school work and group meetings and stuff. It’s been a long morning today sef, and I don’t think I can take it anymore. I don tire men. And Finebabe is not around, so I’m reeeeeally not happy! I’m in such a foul mood. Meanwhile, I think I’m gonna slap my course advisor men.

This morning she asked me what my dissertation topic was, and I told her. She gave me one kin’ blank look and said, “That’s not good enough, Fineboy! What are your sources? Empirical data? Theories? How are you going to test it? Blah..blah…blah..”
The woman na one young Indian woman wey dey always feel too smart. She doesn’t even try to sympathise o, she even suggested that I might fail if I don’t get my stuff together. Imagine! Na she go run down!

The annoying part was that she was intermittently taking bites of one crusty sandwich as she was talking to me. There was now a glob of mayonnaise on the corner of her mouth the whole time. Eww! She no come fine again! Men I don’t even wanna think about that nonsense anymore. After my meeting with her, I met up with my friend Annie at the library. Annie is a really nice girl from Hong Kong, very sweet and funny. But, God forgive me, her breath is always ‘stanking!’ Men, I feel bad saying that ‘cos she’s so lovely…but damn! I offered her my tube of softmints and she said no o. We sat talking for like 30 minutes and men, e no easy.

I’m gonna go ahead and do as much work as I can now, then meet up with the rest of my coursemates at one of the uni bars for drinks later. My only wahala with those guys is that dem too dey drink men.

They never let me leave after a couple of beers o, na until everybody don begin talk nonsense, begin fall for ground. And I’m like the only black guy, so I don’t always want to come across like the angry black man, so I go just dey play along.

There’s one guy in our crew, Leity. Cool dude from Alabama, looks like one of those Abercrombie & Fitch frat boy types. The guy na my guy from day one oh, and that’s how last November, on one of these our drinking nights, the guy told us he was gay! Gay ke? I’m like errr….okay. The guy is a cool dude…whatever his sexuality is his own problem. But men, since then, whenever we get a few drinks in our system, the guy starts making all these funny jokes.

“Fineboy, you’re one sexy piece of chocolate ass….”

“Give me a hug, Fineboy”

Men, the shit gets uncomfortable. And I notice say na only when the guy drink. One time he said he had a hot date with a Brazilian dude….would I like to join? And burst out laughing.

That’s what me I don’t understand about Oyinbo people o. When black man don dey, we go begin dance. When Oyinbo man don shayo, na to begin yarn nonsense. One other guy, Lee, always tells me to dance for them. The first time he said it, I thought “Should I be offended? Is it because I’m black? ”

But now, I understand that they just like my moves. Omo, I go begin dey dance all kin’ nonsense dances and they like it o. I’ll give them the shoulder lean, give them “the motorcycle”, and depending on my shayo level, I even give them bugle or some old school shit. Any yeye dance, these guys would be like “Wow, Fineboy, you’re such a great dancer!” LOL, I love it men. I be like superstar for there. Dem never born me do those kin’ steps for black club o.

And there’s one girl there, Zoe, one Canadian babe. She’ll be dancing in front of me with that her small yansh, giving me one yeye ‘seductive’ look, like I’m supposed to be turned on. Joker.

And she used to send me texts starting with “Hey honey….” Or “Hey sexy..” I had to tell the girl to stop that nonsense o, before she puts me inside yawah with Finebabe.

Anyway, I’ll see them tonight, and if anything interesting happens, you know I’ll let you know. Let me get back to these damn essays. No vex abeg, my people....I have so much work, I’ll update really soon!

54 comments:

zaiprincesa said...

olodo, lol..u go do rush rush pick dissertation topic so u can have time to blog, abi?..my fren, u bera run back to the library to brainstorm properly, before thunder faya ur yansh. nonsense..hsss..lol..im kiddin. pele sha. Good luck with ur essays and with ur thesis.

teekay said...

lol, "sexy piece of chocolate ass" nyamah....dude wants u bad, alcohol brings out ur true feelings you know. As for the babe with the bomb breath....pele, i can imagine what horror u went thru, 30 mins yepers!!!! Another good post, you hot chocolate ass!!!

Jack Bloggs said...

"And there’s one girl there, Zoe, one Canadian babe. She’ll be dancing in front of me with that her small yansh, giving me one yeye ‘seductive’ look, like I’m supposed to be turned on. Joker."

LOL... Omo you for give the babe chance now, its not all about the looks... She fit be the one to satisfy all those secret fantacies wey u dey imagine... Lol But I trus Mrs Fine babe does that well... Meanwhlile...

Good Luck with the dissertation - I HATE doing essay/cousrework/projects. But You sabi right so i am sure great ideas would follow.! Peace.

Senorita said...

Oya go and write your essays o... I dont want to hear you failed your exam because of writing blogs. Another great post keep it up.

snazzy said...

good luck with the diso, at least your adviser cares enough to get on ur arse. My adviser took a vaccation during my dissertation period. So not cool. As always nice one.

masivhips said...

Hahaha... "nice piece of chocolate ass" abi. lol. I bet you ARE one nice piece of chocolate ass. :o)

"When black man don dey, we go begin dance. When Oyinbo man don shayo, na to begin yarn nonsense."
lol. Seriously... someone needs to write a case study on this. no joke!

Study hard. And good luck!!!

Anonymous said...

you berra be careful with A&F dude before he doo doo ya yansh...no go drink with oyinbo people and forget ya book...o! Ya papa don advise ya before with big big grammar. if you like, make you kukuma go deh dance sugbe...thinking say na you innovate "lean wit it, rock wit it" ...b4 u know, u go wake up one momo with stinking breath, canadian babe and gay dude all tossing your salad! LOL!!!

Nigerian said...

Mr Fine Boy,

Good luck with the Dissertation ooooooooo the lady i had when i was writing mine was one hell of a mean B*t*h (excuse my french) but i was better for it as i worked my arse off, (extra hard) just to prove her wrong... which i did and she wasn't even the person who graded the paper.

Intellectual Warfare is the sweetest kind.

Remember Failure is not an option ohhhhhh we need you to tell us more Fine family stories.....

By the way i wont mind some of that nice piece of chocolate ass... (no offense intended finebabe) i'm just partial to chocolate

bimbylads said...

SHIT!!...im having a shitty day, i am SOO UPSET! so angry! why is it that people just think because you are black, and female, and smallish, u cant be a project Manager? or you cant manage them? stupid oyinbo 60 yr old software developer oshi!

teekay-- i think im coming to ur house next week with lawdamsel! ha !( se u thot u were anonymous!-bera make me amala)

Fineboy..sorry, im venting on ur blog.. oya let me go and read ur post.. ill be back.. ma binu o.. ur blog was the first thing i saw after my incident with the stupid oyinbo software developer in my office!! ..

bimbylads said...

LMAO @ the characters u packed in ur class ...!!

kinda reminds me of when i was getting my masters done in SCOTLAND!¬! kai, i no know say scottish people like black chicks .. see them calling me beautiful 'Bimbo' (pronounced as in ashawo) thunda fire thier yansh.. my name na bimbaaaw o!!

hmmm.... sexy chocolate piece of ass! na u biko..lol..
nice post.. fineboy no vex for my last comment o, i was truly deeply maad!...

bhookey84 said...

lol ure mad mehn heheheheheheh i was just lolin te whole time, glad i ca finally read blogs again o but as per aie tell the babe now habaaaaa

u know i just heard that baba e lo ma rudown song, a classic mehn, yea ure statemet about na she go rundown made me think about it ....

ok im doe,,heheheheeehe ad i stopped by but u were ot around o

londonnaijachic said...

lol @ sexy piece of chocolate ass, how uncomfortable.

adumaadan - Blacktinkerbell said...

Na she go run down! Now, that's really funny...I could just hear D'banj in my head singing that silly song. Interesting characters you've got there. You've definitely got a gift. Biko, don't stop writing.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA... :) Good blog as always.

Trust me the dance thing... its totally because youre black!

Goodluck with the essays "studly" chocolate ass.

LondonBuki said...

Fine piece of what? LOL!!!

He just wants some flavour ;-)

LOLLLLL!!!!!!

masivhips said...

Mr. Fineboy.

Thanks for stopping by my blog! :)

Chameleon said...

will i ever be first on this blog?*sigh*

Dr. Yarns said...

Isnt it amazing how white girls think they can dance after a couple shacks and start calling you over? I cant lie though, I always oblige

chika said...

Haba Fine boy,u just cant help it can you?you are so funny and i look foward to your blog everyday cos you get me rolling on the floor.

Anonymous said...

lol. I might get fired soon if this keeps up.

Kpakpando said...

my guy, abeg listen well well. YTs can outdrink anyone, do not ever try to keep up, just sip on your one beer, your liver isn't built like theirs.

PS: leave that oyibo girl with flat yansh, nonsense, these new ones sef are getting bolder by the day

FIFI said...

im startin a petition for YOU TO blog DAILY I DONT CARE IF YOUVE GOT ESSAYS!!!(LOL)AS IN IM SOO HOOKED I FIND MY SELF CHECKIN THE BLOG EVERY HOUR TO SEE IF YOU OUT NEW THINGS UP.... SOOO U NEED TO LIVE UP TO EVERYONES HIGH EXPECTATIONS.....(CHANTING!!!)START THE DAILY BLOGS!!!! EVERY ONE SHOULD INSIST!!! I KNOW IM PATHETIC (LOL)

Anonymous said...

Lololol... You better go and study and leave the oyinbo people going to shayo alone! Before you know they don almost finish dissertation.

But for real men... i dont know if id be feeling that gay stuff men... too much.

Waffarian said...

@kpakpando: "these new ones" hahahahahahahah, abeg, you killed me!
@fineboy: my yeye roomate for hostel, na so dem dey tell her everyday you sabi dance dis and dat, her head begin swell, na so i come room one day, the babe dey sweat seriously for d room, two other oyibo babes dey for line, dem dey dance to "selecta"(wharreva dat first craig david song that was so popular) she say dem dey pay am, say she go dey do "dance lessons" every friday! hissssssssssssssssssssssssssss i laugh tire!

Kaunis said...

Hey....your blog is so cool and funny....was laughing so hard this morning.
You write well.....looking forward to my daily daily tonic now!

Mr.Fineboy said...

Thanx 4 comin' thru everyone! You guys are wicked o, ur not even feeling sorry for guys.
@anon 09.19...eugh! God forbid bad thing! lol
@Bimby, I know men...had one of those days too.
@kpakpando...lol, ur a joker!
@waffarian...LMAO...dance lesson ko, dance lesson ni!

ExcitedJade said...

lol.....sexy piece of chocolate....sha make sure ulet finebabe know about the texts so u wont get into yawa...nice blog, keep it up

cool muthafucka said...

Flippin' rear end merchants, they are all over the place these days and they look straight as hell lol

My guy finish your essays oh, no mind us blog-a-boos and wear padlock on your yansh abeg.

peace

law_damsel said...

Mr fine boy!! ehm, so ur dat fine dat a dude wants u?? kai! fine babe beat me 2 it then..lolllllllll at least uve got characters spicing up ur day @ sch..kul

chicala said...

heeeh, blogs like this can put you in trouble and make you forget what u shld be doin oh, awon alakoba.
thank God u have us in mind now and hav promised to update soon, dnt waste anytime oh. jst do those essays sharp sharp and come and give us gists. i'm feeling ur blog.

omohemi Benson said...

I have a suggestion for Annie is this,you are the only one that can help her,so put the softmints in your mouth,grab her by the chin and kiss her,carefully dropping the mints in her mouth.

Keeping a straight face,apologise for behaviour and tell her there was no other to tell her what you have been feeling in your heart, then whisper quietly into her ears, your breath stinks and I mean it!

Can't blame her shapashu people eat alot of garlic, and other smelly stuff in name of healthy living.

All the best,with your essay.

omohemi Benson said...

Please see sense with your cousr4e advider, sit down and yarn with her(ignoring all her magic)lol
and ask her what better suggestions she might have.

All the best with your essay.

Toni Payne said...

lol.. "iwo lo ma run down" hahahaha let me shut my mouth about the garlic breath thing.. wowser!

Mr.Fineboy said...

Thanks 4 comin' thru guys! excited, coolmofo, lawdamsel,chicala,omohemi,toni!
LOL@coolmofo....rearend merchants!
@lawdamsel...lol! meanwhile that ur blog sweet o!
@chicala...LOL
@omohemi...kiss ke? never!! LOL!! Thanx 4 the advise!

BOBBY said...

This boy you are becoming more like your popsie everyday...AH AHNNN

Which one is

"The annoying part was that she was INTERMITTENTLY taking bites of...."

Because of you now, na to find Dictionary.

Nneka's World said...

Lol, i have been reading your blog for sometime now and i am hooked! You are too funny, conversations with your dad remind me of mine as well.

racquelle-cutie said...

men i 2ink the guy has a crush on u,maybe u be his biggest fantasy i knw no 4 dis oyinbo ppl any way abi da girl wey dey dance 4 u be white????me i knw understand this white girls always tryin 2 date a black guy as if there are not enough white men in the world

Anonymous said...

Do u go to the LSE ? Some of ur characters are kind of familiar

Yosh said...

"There was now a glob of mayonnaise on the corner of her mouth the whole time. Eww! She no come fine again!"

Hahahaha! She no come fine again... See this guy o! So u de eye yr tisha. I go tell for u! :P

Waiting on d rest of the gist! :)

Vickii said...

Lol, can't believe I'm only just catching up on your blog ... the good thing is I have two new posts to read now!

Lolll at your fellow masters students ... mine weren't half as interesting, I'm jealous! lol, you know you're truly hot when people of the same sex fancy you!

Good luck with your dissertation!

Mr.Fineboy said...

Thanx 4 comin' thru everyone!
LOL@Vicki....that sort of flattery is hard to take!

Bluntremi said...

LOL...expected nothing less!
which one be the motorcycle o?? I dont know which dance that one be o...

tokunbo said...

O Boy, Mr Fineboy, which kin dissertation you dey do? with all your fine way of telling funny tales, I think you need no other dissertation than the one you are doing right here.

this your new name na baba o..."sexy piece of chocolate ass"...i mean considering the fact that ure male..

Idemili said...

Hah! Please o! I no dey dance for Oyibo again, after one of my black friends suggested it made one look like one was a performing monkey!

But, you know...carry go, as they say.

Anonymous said...

I cant lie, this was ure weakest post homie. But I know its because awon guys were forcing you to write. It was shorter than usual as well.
BUt u came back strong sha real talk. The one about friday was bonz! Keep it up

Mr.Fineboy said...

Thanx 4 the comments y'all.
@bluntremi- ask about it..it's also called joc'in.
@tokunbo...i know right?
@idemmili...i know...it bothers me sometimes.
@anon..thanx 4 the comment!

iROCKORiGiNALiTY said...

ahaha that friday na something else...his hella funny mehn!

eyecandy said...

Fineboy, you've got me addicted now so make sure you come back soon. Good luck with your essays and stuff. Btw, thanks for viisting my blog.

mimi said...

haha,fine boy so u're a stepper, 'sexy peice of choclate ass'...lol

Anonymous said...

u r so funny!!!! Walahi reading yr blog actually refreshes d mind, pls try and update more frequently.
Arewa mama

Miss W said...

u are really funny, can't stop laughing

Ade said...

ok hooked on ur blog, some parts are real funny, some parts I kinda get the feel that u can be extremely arrogant which is not a bad thing( I mean like small nyash and seductive look - am I s'pposed to get turned on or stanky breath), that kind made me cringe -like how necessary was that?... I guess there really is a fine line between funny, arrogant (which I dig) and just plain hurtful (just ain't cool)! Just one to speak my mind - sorry if this rubs u wrong!

Gift said...

"seductive" look.. i see u have a thing with the babes..

i didnt wild out with my laughter on this post

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